On her show today, Ellen Degeneres aired a little segment she did with Brit Brit Spears of them going caroling around some neighborhood in Los Angeles. Okay, if Brit Brit showed up to my front door, I would run to my kitchen, hide my bag of Cheetos and then run to my bathroom and hide all my meds. Did you know that some bathrooms have lock boxes built into the medicine cabinet now? That is a genius idea, because so many dumb bitches will take your good meds without even feeling guilty. That’s why you gotta hide that shit in your crotch area or something when people come over, because they will search high and low for a little Vicodin or Valium. Trust me. I’m one of them.
Anyway, Brit and Ellen visited one house in the clip above and I think that’s Bit Bit (skip to the 4:00 mark)! Bit Bit was Brit’s dog when she was still bouncing on KFed’s jerky stick. That dog seriously looks suspiciously like Bit Bit. It was also giving shade to Brit. And Maybe Bit Bit gave Brit the “Bitch, You Know That I Know” look. If the pooch is Bit Bit, he’s looking a little on the voluptuous side, but it’s nice to see that he has a bird friend now. He’s used to dealing with bird brains. I mean, he used to chill with Brit.
And how is Brit Brit opening her mouth without a track to lip-synch to? She’s not even using auto-tune. It’s a Christmas miracle! A Christmas miracle that has probably killed a few dozen angels thanks to her natural voice.