Gerard Butler Needs An Intervention

December 16, 2008 / Posted by:

Last night on A&E’s Intervention, they had this broad who was a raging alkie and sex addict. She would flash her saggy bits to old men and even bragged about fucking a hatchet murderer. Well, I’m afraid that Gerard Butler is fucking his way down that same road. The Daily Star claims that Gerry has hit rock bottom by getting “cozy” with Wonky McValtrex. Gerry, please just stick your peen in a garbage disposal. It will be less painful and not as humiliating.

A source said that the two tried to keep things on the down low while hanging out at Bar Deluxe in Los Angeles. Wonky even has a nickname for Gerry. She calls him Braveheart. Oh, shit. The dumb twat thinks she’s fucking Mel Gibson, right? I bet she makes Gerry call her Sugar Tits. More like Acid Vag.

Actually, I don’t believe she calls him Braveheart. That word is too long and complicated for her.

Once you are actually willing to stick it in Wonky’s purgatory hole, it’s time to strap on the chastity belt, lock it and then throw away the key. Seriously, Gerard must be tamed before we find him eating out a warthog or some shit. He is out of control.

Below is the post skank for Valtrex at some D&G party in L.A. last night.

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