Blind Item Revealed?

December 16, 2008 / Posted by:

Yesterday, I posted some blind item about a former American Gladiator selling massages on Craigslist. I figured it was a dude whose specialty was the ancient prostate tickle, but according to Gossiplist, the answer is Zap! A chick! Zap was on American Gladiators in 1989. She continued to do the show off-and-on through 1995.

Well, that’s that. If you’d like to get some body work done by Zap, click here for her supposed ad. I wouldn’t let her give you a happy ending, because she looks like she might accidentally rip your genitals off in the process. It’s too bad she doesn’t still have that Loni Anderson hair from ’93. That was a good look for her.

At least I can stop spending my free time searching every Craigslist city for Malibu’s ad. Damn! I was really hoping it was Malibu.

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