Tommy Girl Is So Sowwy

December 15, 2008 / Posted by:

This interview is glib. Matt is glib. Tommy Girl is glib.

This morning on Today, Tommy apologized for being an arrogant motherfucker during his interview with Matt in 2005 about anti-depressants. Tommy said, “After looking at it, it’s not what I had intended. It came across as arrogant. I could have handled that better.”

It looks like Tommy had the “damage control chip” installed into his brains so that he could try and look sane while whoring out his epic flop of a movie. His lips are saying “I’m sowwy,” but his crazy eyes are saying “Matt, you’re still glib.” And he’s also looking a little Mr. Burns-ish. Mr. Burns with Johnny Travolta’s merkin on his head.

P.S. – Why do I get so much joy out of seeing hos from the Midwest waving at the cameras through the window? It’s like they’re saying hi to me and only me. I especially love it when they start calling bitches on their cell phone to say “I’m on teveeeeee!” I’m always waiting for my phone to ring, hoping one of those Midwesterners are calling me, but it’s never happens. Sad. And yes, I stared directly into Tommy’s eyes during his interview. So that explains this whole P.S. message.

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