HAHAHA: Vadge Falls On Her Ass!!

December 15, 2008 / Posted by: Michael K

I raise my mug of Sanka this morning to the rain gods, because without them, Vadge would’ve never fallen on her Hulk ass last night in Rio. Guy Ritchie totally paid someone off to make that happen. When bitches fall, I immediately laugh and point. I can’t help it. When Vadge falls, I immediately screams “hallelujah” and air hi-five whoever made this hotness happen. It’s the little things in life.

Skip to about the 0:35 mark in the video below to see Vadge’s nut-cracking ass hit the floor. I’m surprised the stage didn’t fucking collapse into a million pieces after her kryptonite butt cheeks pummeled it. If her memaw ass took off those heartard sunglasses, she might fucking be able to see the damn water on the stage. Make it rain again!

Source: Made In Brazil

Tags: Madonna, Paris Hilton

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