What do you get for being married to a chewed-up piece of gristle for 8 years: $76 million!!!
Vadge’s spokeswhore, Liz Rosenburg, told AP that Vadge will pay Guy Ritchie anywhere from $76 to $92 million as part of their divorce settlement.
Liz said the $76 million figure also includes the value of their English country estate and the price of his nustack. He probably got an extra $10 mill for all the therapy he’ll need after seeing her roided-up snatch close up.
Liz went on to say, “I’d assume it’s one of the largest payouts ever in a divorce settlement.”
Vadge and Guy are still working out custody arrangements for Rocco and David.
Christmas has come early for Guy, but knowing Vadge, there’s probably a catch. Vadge is going to make Guy wrestle away the money from her muscly crocodile snatch. I’m sorry, but Guy is no match for her deadly crotchodile. It will swallow him whole.