Don’t Eff With Sharon

Sharon Osbourne is the headmistress of Rock of Love: Charm School and she had to teach the skanks how to be classy ladies. Well, I guess all that shit flew out of the window on Saturday night, because Sharon allegedly tried to rip out Megan Hauserman’s bleached weave for talking shit about Ozzy. One of the rules of Charm School must be: Thou shall get a beat down if you talk trash about my husband.

It all went down at the taping of the Charm School reunion show on Saturday night. According to TMZ, Megan told Sharon that she was only famous for managing a brain dead rock star named Ozzy Osbourne. The truth does burn. Megan’s little comment must have lit the fire in Sharon’s asshole, because she bounced off her seat and went after her. Sharon grabbed at Megan’s back alley weave, pulling at it and scratching at her until security came in to pull the two beavers apart.

Megan went to the hospital yesterday and filed a police report. The LAPD hasn’t filed charges, but said that Sharon is a suspect in a minor battery.

A reunion show on Vh1 isn’t complete until a crazy lady goes after a dumb, useless skank. Sharon really should have tried to pull Megan’s face a part instead, because that shit needs it. Then she could have sent Megan an invoice for fixing her dough face. Seriously, Megan pays so much attention to those Tupperware titties when she really should be working on that mug! She has the face of a little chubby boy on a day-shift stripper’s body.

And after Sharon was done with Megan, she should’ve went after that cunt Lacey with a hot razor.

Wait. And what about Megan’s mentally challenged chihuahua Lily?! I hope she didn’t get hurt during the pussy fight. Yeah, she probably held Megan down for Sharon.