Cosmo Is Full Of Lies!

December 15, 2008 / Posted by:

That’s what ScarJo claims anyway. She’s threatening to sue UK Cosmopolitan for completely making up an entire interview she says never happened. ScarJo claims she never ever spoke to any whores at Cosmo, so the conversation they published with her is made of lies. Kind of like her nose. And her singing career…..

In the issue, Not-ScarJo says shit like “Ryan has a very romantic side. We both enjoy remembering little things that make us happy” and “But Ryan and I are in love, and we’re enjoying evolving our relationship together. I feel that my life and my work are heading in the right direction.

ScarJo’s spokesbitch said she would never say any crap like that, because she doesn’t talk about her personal life.

This shit reminds me of an e-mail I got a couple of weeks ago from some dude named Serge who claims Scarlett Johansson is a clone! She is kind of robotic looking and I doubt she really has a soul in there. Here’s a little piece of the craziness he sent me:

I would like inform you that Scarlett Johansson (actress) actually is a clone from original person Scarlett Galabekian last name, who has nothing with acting career. That clone was created illegally by using stolen biological material. Original person is very nice (not d**n sexy),most important – CHRISTIAN young lady! I’ll tell you more,those clones (it’s not only one) made in GERMANY – world leader manufacturer of humans clones, it is in Ludwigshafen am Rhein, Rhineland-Palatinate, Mr. Helmut Kohl home town. You can not even imaging the scale of the cloning activity. But warning! Helmut Kohl clone staff strictly controlling all their clones (at least they trying) spreading around the world, they are very accurate with that, some of them are still NAZI type disciplined and mind controlled clones, so be careful get close with clones you will be controlled as well. Original person is not happy with those movies, images, video, rumors and etc. spreading on media in that way it would be really nice if we all will try slow down that ”actress” career development, original Scarlett will really appreciated that. Please remember that original Scarlett’s family did not authorize any activity with stolen biological materials, no matter what form it was created in it was stolen and it is stolen. It all need to be delivered to authorized personals control in Cedars-Sinai Medical Center in Los Angeles.

It all makes sense now! ScarJo didn’t give an interview to UK Cosmo. Scarlett Galabekian (ScarGA) did! Maybe ScarGA can start replacing ScarJo in movies too. I mean, her acting skills can’t be any worse than ScarJo’s.

On a serious note, you know Alanis is behind this shit. It’s a good thing Cosmo didn’t publish the quote, “My name is ScarJo and I am a dumb whore. My titties are fake and Alanis is a goddess.”

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