Alien balls: who knew RiRi’s were so big – Just Jared
David Archuleta probably had to get his diaper changed after getting love poked by Lady GaGa – Towleroad
MiserAlba does her best Ugly Betty impersonation – Hollywood Tuna
Leo and Lukas are still best homegirls – Popsugar
Real fauxmosexuals don’t wear bras – Egotastic!
Blair Waldorf is doing it all wrong. You’re supposed to get engaged to a co-star for some free publicity. Duh. – Lainey Gossip
They will put any old damn chipmunk trick on Maxim (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather
Hot (and some raggedy) pieces at the Spike TV Video Game Awards – IDLYITW