Barney Bush has always been my favorite ho in the White House. He’s a grouchy motherfucker who will bite your ass if you get too close and he loves Christmas! Barney decorated the entire White House this year for the holidays! Don’t laugh. This video proves it!
I wish I was as high as Barney is while watching this shit, because it might make it less fucked up. Seriously, Barney must be on some good, hard shit. The video has it all wrong. Barney doesn’t dream of being in the Olympics. No, he dreams of running through Cindy McCain’s medicine cabinet. Barney and I should party sometime.
And the scene at the beginning with the Bush family could have been shot with animatronic robots instead and it would have been more natural. That scene made an episode of The Hills look like fucking Terms of Endearment.