Nurse Wino Reporting For Duty!

December 13, 2008 / Posted by:

The next time I’m in the hospital because my asscave exploded again, I want Nurse Wino to tend to my every need. Amy Wino would make the best nurse ever! A few lucky ass patients at THE CLINIC (dun dun dun) in London have been fortunate enough to be served by the Crackie of Camden!

Wino has been shacked up in the hospital for almost three weeks while recovering from her lungs quitting her ass or something close to that. Wino was in danger of getting kicked out of THE CLINIC, because she’s a wreck, but she’s gotten back into the good graces of some of the nurses by helping them out.

A source told The Sun, “She has been charming the nurses by helping them with their tasks. She’s been mucking in.”

Wino just wants full access to all available drugs. I shouldn’t say that. Wino also has a lot of love to give and by “love” I mean illegal narcotics. It probably fills her crackhive with joy when she spreads a little TLC to all the patients. In Wino’s case, TLC stands for tender loving crack.

Like I said earlier in this post, Wino is the one you want caring for you in your hour of need. When you tell her you have a headache, she’ll give you GHB instead of Aspirin. When you tell her you’re feeling a little weak, she’ll fill your IV with heroin instead of nutrients. And instead of serving you the generic hospital Jello, she’ll give you Jello shots!

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