Even Priscilla Presley probably cringed when watching Tommy Girl singing Elvis on Jay Leno last night and you know that’s saying a lot. It’s almost psychically impossible for Priscilla to move her face, but she did it when hearing Tommy’s warble because it hurt down in her very soul. I bet her eyes popped out and now she’s blind. Blame it all on this fuckery above.
Tommy talked about how he’d love to do a musical (you know us gays) and that’s when he suggested he should sing a little something. The images of him in an ass-less Elvis jumpsuit and Johnny Travolta as Priscilla has made my genitals call in sick for the rest of the day. You know Tommy sings this shit while Johnny is bouncing on his Jailhouse Rock.
Click to the 5:20 mark to get your daily dose of Tommy creepiness. When he sings, his eyes feel like they are touching me inappropriately and telling me to not to tell my priest about it.
And here’s TG leaving Kimmel last night with his boyfriends.