Sam Talbot Is A Married Man

December 12, 2008 / Posted by:

The picture above is what my wet dreams basically looked like when Sam Talbot’s season of Top Chef was airing. French fries and Sam! The only thing missing is a hot tub full of mayo.

One of the biggest manwhores of NYC, Sam Talbot, is now wearing a wedding ring. A source close to Sam told People that he got married to some trollop in NYC on November 17th at City Hall. Marrying at City Hall usually means you need a green card or baby is coming.

The source went on to say, “They are madly in love, and he is the happiest man alive to call her his wife.”

This doesn’t hurt that much, because I pretty much got over Sam after learning that he betrayed me last July. All the pictures I Photoshopped of Sam and me running hand in hand on the beach, canoodling in a French bistro and playing naked Twister have been erased from my computer.

Besides, this is my new Top Chef crush:

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