It’s A Jeff Lewis Post!

I’ve been going through major withdrawals ever since Bravo’s Flipping Out finished airing their second season. My week is not complete without Jeff’s flesh worm lips quivering in anger because of some dumb bitch’s incompetence. Or Zoila! Oh how I miss Zoila. Unfortunately, this story doesn’t really mention Zoila, but I can picture her shaking her head while saying, “Oh…Mr. Jeff….”

Mr. Jeff’s bitchy ass attitude has gotten him in trouble again! Jeff renovated a house in the Los Feliz section of Los Angeles and he sort of, kind of built a deck into the backyard of Ashley Jensen and her husband. Ashley was that hot bitch in Extras. She’s also in Ugly Betty. When Ashley found out about the deck, Jeff offered her $10,000 to buy the space from her backyard they used. Ashley said a real estate expert claims the space is worth $100,000. And that’s when shit went down Jeff Lewis-style!

According to the L.A. Times, Mr. Jeff showed up to Ashley and her husband’s house late one night and offered them $30,000. He said that if they didn’t take the settlement, he would make them look like royal dicks on his reality show. Ashley turned down his offer and instead filed a lawsuit against him and his partner, Ryan Brown, yesterday.

Ashley and her husband demand that Jeff removes the deck from their property. The lawsuit also states that Jeff’s show “involves documenting the rude, outrageous, boorish, offensive, mean-spirited bullying by Jeff Lewis of anyone or anything in his way.” Duh. That’s why I’m addicted.

Jeff told TMZ that Ashley and her husband are only using his fame “to increase their media exposure and their alleged damages. I have never threatened either of them with physical harm, nor was I abusive or verbally threatening to either of them.” He didn’t threaten or verbally abuse them? Is this the same Jeff Lewis we’re talking about? Did he go to anger management or some shit?

And does this mean that there’s going to be a third season of Flipping Out?! I hope that the case of “Jeff Lewis vs. Maggie from Extras” is the grand opener for the next season. Don’t move the deck, Jeff! Keep this shit going. Just make sure Zoila and the cameras are there every crazy step of the way.