Is There Something Different About Fishy?

December 12, 2008 / Posted by:

I’m gayer than a pink princess gerbil cage, but I loooooove chichis. Adore them. When I retire, I want to spend the rest of my days nuzzled between Aretha Franklin’s Appalachian tittays. So if Fishy ever grew a pair, I’d notice them right away. Some obviously blind bitches think she might have had some breasts put in, because she looks “bigger” on the cover of Gotham Magazine.

One titty expert told Page Six, “She didn’t use to have anything up top. Now she does, and they are perky.” Another ho said they recently saw a screening of her movie Two Lovers where she slips a tit and described her boob as that “of a 15-year-old girl.

Um. I think they met 15-year-old boy. My chichis are most luscious than Fishy’s. Maybe all the goop in her system settled in the chest area, so it looks a tad fuller. I’m sure it will seep out of her ass when she does her monthly Master Cleanse.

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