From Idol Reject To Gay Porn Star

December 12, 2008 / Posted by:

I could probably use the above title a dozen more times if I did more investigative reporting. I mean, I think all American Idol rejects end up in gay porn (even the girls) eventually. Shit. I think all of us will end up doing gay porn sooner or later. Yeah, so you better practice keeping your privates erect while getting it in the stink. Your time is cumming soon.

You might remember Zach Travis’ American Idol audition that left the judges confused. Well, Simon and Randy anyway. Paula is always confused. Zach was the girly boy who wore bellbottoms and heels while singing Whitney Houston’s Queen of the Night. Randy asked him if he was a dude or a chick. Zach was rejected and his dreams were crushed….

That’s until he chopped off the librarian bob, tossed the heels in the dumpster and pulled his ass cheeks apart. Now the only thing that’s getting crushed is Zach’s asshole! Zach does gay porn now and goes by the name Kirk Cummings. Okay, couldn’t he have come up with a better name than that?! Randy Jackmeoff? Or maybe Simon Bowels (ew)? Or even Semen Cowell?

The Sword uncovered Zach’s new gay porn image as well as his new “song” called “Badass.” The song is nothing to bust nuts over, but (NSFW) click here to see Zach’s other skills which he seems to be much better at.

Good for Zach! When someone kicks you to the ground, just get on your knees and start sucking your way to the top (or bottom in his case)! It’s the American dream!

Below is Zach’s song “Badass” and click here to see his original Idol audition.

(Thanks Jack Shamama)

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