Not Finger Lickin’ Good

December 11, 2008 / Posted by:

This summer, some dick bag was fired from Burger King after he took a bubble bath in one of the kitchen sinks and videotaped it for the world to see his idiotic fuckery. Well, I’m surprised it took this long for a few of his copycatters to get caught.

A trio of dumb chickenheads did the exact same thing at a KFC in Anderson, CA. After the joint had closed for the night, they all stripped down to their chonies and took pictures of each other’s nastiness bathing in a sink used to wash dishes. Yeah, if you’ve dined at the Anderson KFC and thought the gravy tasted a little strange, it’s because there was probably a small bit of panty pudding in there.

Instead of keeping the grossness to themselves, these geniuses posted this shit on MySpace in a gallery called “KFC Moments.” It didn’t take long for the media to get a hold of it and eventually the manager at KFC found out. The manager said one of the dumb dumbs had already quit. The other two greasy chicken thighs were fired.

You know, Colonel Sanders might have approved of this. He looks like he had a bad case of the hornies.

And KFC usually stands for Kentucky Fried Chicken, but in Anderson, CA, it now stands for Krusty Fat Coochie.

Click here to see the rest of the pics.


(Thanks Adam & Adrianne)

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