Not Again

December 11, 2008 / Posted by:

Another story about BABIES!!! This is the third one of the day. The D in Dlisted obviously stands for diapers. Makes sense.

So….Harvey, Junior and Princess Tiamammamiawhatever might be getting yet another sibling. The Daily Star claims that Katie Price has a human growing inside of her. If this shit is true, it would be her fourth child and her big gay husband’s third. Some ho said that while on vacation in the Maldives, Katie felt vommy and wouldn’t drink any cocktails. The ho said, “Kate was complaining about feeling really poorly and queasy and kept stroking her tummy.

It was probably just the mountains of hot bullshit inside of her busting to spew out.

The ho went on to say that Katie and Peter’s marriage troubles are over and now they can’t wait to move to the US (save us!!!) to start filming their new reality show for three months. And wouldn’t you know? A new baby would make a great plot for their reality show!

I really won’t believe this until I see Katie Price on the cover of OK! with her big gay husband holding her belly with the tagline: “Just Buy This Magazine and Ask Questions Later.”

Katie’s never going to pop out a person as perfect as Harvey, so she needs to quit trying.

P.S. – Katie’s t-shirt must be a tribute to this hot slut.

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