Carmen Electra has a bunny head coming out of her snatch (and someone tell Aniston that this is how *klassy* nudity is done) – Scandalist
Hell yes! Stevie Wonder talks about the possibility doing Dancing with the Has-Beens – I’m Not Obsessed
Vadge inspires my peen to crawl inside my body – Celebitchy
Zombie Barbie could also double for Wino Barbie – The Frisky
Taylor Lautner is not manly enough for New Moon – Socialite Life
4 twats on a roller coaster – ICYDK
They will have to change the name to Desperate Memaws – SOW
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