Jennifer Aniston On Playboy….I Mean…GQ Magazine

December 11, 2008 / Posted by:

Rachel Green!!! Put on some clothes, woman! Wearing the tie does not make it classy! Save that fuckery for your Match.com ad! I feel like an overprotective mommy who just wants to throw a trench coat on Jenny’s ass and take her to get an ice cream float so that I can talk her about the dangers of famewhoring. I would expect this from a twatty like Miley Cyrus, but Aniston? And she really should have worn that tie over her mouth, because she’s still talking about you….know….who….

Of course, she was asked about “them.” Jenny called it the “insane Bermuda Triangle.” The writer of the article, Mark Kirby, brought Angie Jo’s interview from October of this year where she said she hoped her kids would watch Mr. & Mrs. Smith so they can see where their parents fell in love.

Unfortunately, Jenny didn’t throw her Diet Coke on Mark and scream, “Shut the fuck up about that homewrecking whore!” Instead, she said, “Well, you know, that was definitely a confirmation for me of something that wasn’t quite confirmed at the time. But listen… You sit there and you… No. No daggers through the heart. I laugh. Am I surprised? Well, how do I say this?… Considering the source, nothing surprises me.”

By “the source” she means Maddox, because it’s well known that he feeds Angie Jo all her lines during interviews. He really knows how to make it burn.

When Mark asked more about the whole Brangafuckinglina situation, Jenny finally cracked a joke instead of answering it seriously. “The funny thing is that people don’t realize we all go away to the Hamptons on the weekends. No. Can you imagine? That’d be hysterical: I’ve got Zahara on my hip, and Knox…

She needs to do more of this. Either say “STFU about that” or make some kind of joke. However, the joke would have been better if she said she goes shooting and dagger throwing with Maddox and the other deities every weekend. Instead of shooting cans, they shoot Rachel Green cardboard cutouts.

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