What in the barley water Xenu hell is this shit all about?! Tommy Girl got a Best Supporting Actor nomination for his “blink and you’ll miss it” cameo in Tropic Thunder. Who’s Caesar Salad with extra dressing did he toss to get nominated? The better question is probably who’s Caesar Salad hasn’t he tossed in Hollywood? Does it only take wearing a bald cap and acting like a fool to get nominated? If that’s the case then Coneheads should have swept the GGs back in ’93. ….the fuck?!
The other dudes in Tommy’s category include Robert Downey Jr. (Tropic Thunder), Ralph Fiennes (The Duchess), Philip Seymour Hoffman (Doubt) and Heath Ledger (The Dark Knight).
Heath was the only one nominated from The Dark Knight.
In the other film categories, Brad Pitt was nominated for that baby with old face movie. St. Angelina was nominated for that “He is not mah son” movie. Sean Penn got one for Milk and Mickey “My Face Kills Bunnies” Rourke got one for The Wrestler. Both Meryl Streep and Kate Winslet were nominated twice. Meryl for Mamma Mia! (ew) and Doubt. Kate for Revolutionary Road and The Reader.
During the nominations, the audience started laughing their shit off when Tommy Girl and James Franco (for Pineapple Express) were nominated. I didn’t laugh when they announced Tommy, I slapped myself, poured rubbing booze in my ears and rewinded to make sure I heard correctly.
On the TV side….TRUE BLOOD WAS ROBBED!!!!! TB only got two nominations: one for Best Drama and one for Anna Paquin. No nominations for Lafayette and Tara! They are the best bitches in that shit! Anna Paquin is the least most interesting ho in that crap. RECOUNT!
While I go and write my “You are True Blood H8RS” letter to the Foreign Press Association, click here to see all the Golden Globe Nominations.
AND no Phoebe Price for her life-changing role in Get Smart! I can’t…..