Blaaaake Got A Beat Down

December 11, 2008 / Posted by:

Jailbirds have Amy Wino’s back and will beat a bitch who fucks with her.

They are just trying to get on her good side, because they know she has the good shit.

Blaaake was sent back to the chokey from rehab, because he got the big F on his drug test. Shortly after he arrived back in the clink, he got the crack beat out of him by a group of prisoners who don’t appreciate the way he treats Wino.

A source told The Sun, “Some lads don’t appreciate men who don’t treat their women well. Blake got a bit of a kicking and was moved away from a gang who were after his blood.

Murderers, drug dealers, rapists and thieves care about Wino! They’re after his blood, because you know that shit is like V from True Blood. There’s so many damn hallucinogenics running through his blood that only will drop on your tongue will have you floating through the clouds.

Blaaake has now been moved to Edmunds Hill Jail in Suffolk for his own safety.

Oh and I forgot to add: Blaake got beat! HAHAHA!

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