86-year-old (300 in Hollywood years) living legend Bea Arthur was inducted into the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame last night in Beverly Hills. There’s a major mistake in that last sentence that I didn’t do on purpose, but I’m going to keep it, because it sounds so much hotter and more appropriate than the Academy Of Television Arts And Sciences’ Hall Of Fame.
Bea was finally honored for being one of the hottest bitches in the TV game. I’m still waiting for her to be inducted into the Greatest People on Earth Hall of Fame. This was a long time coming for Bea. It should have happened hundreds of years ago, because who doesn’t have room in their heart area for Bea Arthur?
Betty White and Rue McClanahan couldn’t make it, because Wednesday is their “Hunt for Peen” night and they can’t miss that. I’m sure Estelle Getty was raising her glass of Metamucil to Bea from heaven.
Even though her fellow Golden Girls weren’t there, plenty of others came out to celebrate with Bea including Angela Lansbury, Florence Henderson, Sherwood Schwartz and Doris Roberts.
Doesn’t this post of oldies make you feel as young as a fetus?