WANTED: Tommy’s Blackberry

December 10, 2008 / Posted by:

Tommy Girl was in Toronto promoting that soon-to-be epic flop Valkyrie and he seems to have lost the device he uses to control Stepford Katie’s hard drive: his Blackberry. Tommy did an interview with Entertainment Tonight Canada and shortly after he fluttered off, his slaves called to see if he had left it. Shinan Govani, a columnist for the National Post, said, “A search was done, but, nada. So, basically, someone in Toronto has Top Gun’s crackberry.”

Crackberry? That’s exactly what happened. Tommy probably sat on it and his hungry hole swallowed it up in one gulp. Tommy’s wondering why his ass is quivering so much lately. He figured Xenu was just flirting with him again.

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