Brad Pitt looks like he was arrested for assault with a fugly pubestache. Honestly, it doesn’t bother me as much as does other bitches. It gives me something to laugh at. But I wish it was longer and curled at the ends. I’ve always wanted to grow one of those. Do you have to take a curling iron to that shit every morning? Brad should consider getting one. Maddox would approve.
Brad’s mug shot is on the cover of Rolling Stone, as you can see, and inside he talks about you know and you know. Let me just lay down the most interesting quotes from the interview. You can jump on over to Rolling Stone to read the whole thing, but it has a lot of words in it.
Brad on The New York Times story about Angie’s manipulative ways:
“It sounded to me like the story made Angie out to be manipulative in some way. I get defensive. [They’re] talking about not only the woman I love, but one of the people on this planet who I have the greatest respect for. I think she’s as honorable as anyone I’ve ever met.”
Brad on his favorite Angie Jo movie:
“Mr. & Mrs. Smith. Because you know … six kids. Because I fell in love.”
Brad on Maddox’s internet skills:
“Our seven-year-old was searching the word ‘weapons’ on Google the other day and ended up on some white-supremacist site. I’m sure now we’re on all kinds of watch lists.”
Okay, Brad’s comment about Mr. & Mrs. Smith was really uncool. I almost think that Jenny, Brad and Angie are all in this together to get more publicity, because they keep talking about it! Cue the crazies shouting, “The reporters keep asking about it!” Well, the phrase “no comment” exists for a fucking reason. All three of them are rolling around in the famewhore mud pen together. Besides, how could Gia not be his favorite Angie Jo movie? That shit is hot.
And I know what General Maddox is up to by googling “weapons.” The child army is starting to arm themselves and they will soon take over. Slavery is near for all of us.
P.S. – It’s called Net Nanny, Brad. Look into it. I should install that shit on my own computer, because I just looked at my internet history. If the God Warrior glanced at my history, she would scream, “Gargyles! Slagkicks! Dark-sided!”