How Convenient

December 10, 2008 / Posted by: Michael K

It looks like the cherubs have one again struck two Gossip Girl cast members with the love arrow and now they are all sexy on each other. And by “cherubs” I mean the producers.

Blake Lively and Penn Badgley have already been dating for a while. Chuck Bass and that Vanessa girl are also some kind of couple. The latest showmance comes courtesy of Little Jenny and Chace Crawford.

According to Page Six, 15-year-old Taylor Momsen and 23-year-old Chace were spotted by some witness kissing during the Gossip Girl holiday party at Haven in NYC. The witness must have not seen the producer pointing two guns at their heads. If they were bumping tongues, then the producers are pedo-pushers! You know Pedo Bear was nearby doing the Cabbage Patch. He approves!

All of those dumb whores on GG are getting fake action and Dorota’s bed is still cold! Where’s the rumor about Dorota and Blair Waldorf holding hands while shopping at Home Depot? Now that’s a showmance I can get behind.

Tags: Buying Children, Fake Asses, Trash

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