Carrie Fisher Ate A Lot Of Acid

December 10, 2008 / Posted by:

Crazy Carrie Fisher makes me wish that reading books didn’t give me the runs most of the time, because I really want to read Wishful Drinking after seeing her interview with Matt Lauer on Today this morning. Carrie covered all our favorite morning topics from her bipolar disorder to Cary Grant telling her to stop eating acid to how her husband left her for another dude to electroshock therapy. I only wish Debbie Reynolds was interviewing her instead. How I wish I was a bottle of vodka at their Christmas dinner. It’s probably fucking nuts!

During her interview, Carrie probably thought she was having an acid flashback when Matt suddenly turned into a gigantic dirty dildo. Naw, Carrie. It wasn’t a flashback. Most of us see him that way.

Below is the second part of her interview with Al Roker. It seems that somewhere in between the first and second interview, she lost her legs. She haz no legs! And you know there’s a dozen hickeys underneath that scarf.

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