Brad Pitt probably made some joke about mortals and St. Angelina Jolie cackled until her forehead vein popped. Don’t worry, it heals in seconds. Or maybe Angie Jo turned around, looked at Brad’s hotness in the poster behind her and then glanced at the stoned turtle in front of her with the hairy landing strip on his upper lip. Deity humor: I will never understand it.
Last night in Los Angeles was the premiere of “The Curious Case of Benjamin Button” aka that movie Brad is going to get an Oscar nomination for because if he didn’t, the Kodak Theater will crumble into dust and be snorted up by all the crackheads of Hollywood Blvd.
And thumbnail #8 and #9 below really need your attention. I’m pretty sure that St. Angie broke in two after bending so far over. Brad and his slaves had to put her back together in the back. It was all very embarrassing, but everybody who laughed at the situation has now earned a jet pass to HELL!