The Pussy Burglar Of Swindon!

December 9, 2008 / Posted by:

Cat toy theft is on the rise in a neighborhood in Swindon, UK thanks to the criminal pussy known as Frankie! For the past year, Frankie has been sneaking into neighbors’ homes and stealing all the toys he can find. He brings them back to his own house and lays his booty in the exact same spot in his living room.

The pussy thief stole 35 toys in the past year. Frankie’s owner, Julie, told the Daily Mail that he never plays with the toys. He deposits them in his safe area and then goes out to find more. The pussy’s thirst for the criminal life is unstoppable!

Frankie mostly goes for toys, but he has been known to bring back socks, half-eaten burgers, dead mice and birds.

Julie thinks Frankie’s criminal activities are funny, but she does place posters around the neighborhood of the toys her pussy has stolen hoping to find their owners.

Hmmm….Frankie has a glorious career in thievery ahead of him. I know talent when I see it. Cat toys today, million dollar jewels tomorrow! If two crossdressers can pull off the biggest jewel heist in France’s history, imagine what this pussy burglar can do!

And Frankie should copyright the name “pussy burglar” before Jeremy Piven does.

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