The rumors that Mimi is knocked up with a magical butterfly baby just won’t stop. Page Six says that Mimi was spotted by some nosy ho coming out of a baby doctor’s office in Beverly Hills. The nosy ho said she was “clutching what looked like a sonogram and being greeted by her entourage with cheers. She was ebullient.”
Yeah, I’m dumb so I had to look up “ebullient.” It basically means unicorns riding on rainbows flew out of her Hello Kitty.
I really need for these rumors to be true. Just thinking of all the names Mimi will name her spawn is making me want to invent a pill that will speed up birth, so that baby can pop out now. My Mariah Carey Baby Name Generator says she will name her baby Princess Cristal Butterfly Lamb Kitty (even if its a boy), but methinks Mimi is going to be more creative than that.
And the bitches at the Hello Kitty Maternity Hospital better start preparing for the arrival of the Hello Kitty Queen herself.