Paula Abdul Bites The Hand That Feeds

December 9, 2008 / Posted by:

First of all, sorry my shit is slower than usual with the posts this afternoon. My internet is being so gross right now. I have until the 15th to pay the bill before they shut me down! Damn them! Somebody please get Kanye West to call Time Warner Cable for me and tell them to eat shit and die.

Anytimewarnerisgrossy, this morning on The View, crazy Barbara Walters talked about her Sirius radio interview last night with crazy Paula Abdul. If only Ty Ty Banks was there to complete the trifecta of craziness.

Paul Abdul went on a trainwreck rant about how Fox, the American Idol producers and Simon Cowell tried to destroy her career with the whole Paula Goodspeed incident. Paula Goodspeed was the Idol contestant who later committed suicide in front of Paula’s house. Paula claims Goodspeed stalked her for 17 years. When Goodspeed was a contestant on the show, the producers were well aware that she was harassing and threatening Paula, but they allowed her to come on because it would make great TV.

Paula said she looks like a drunk crazy head on the show, because Simon is always talking shit in her ear! Um. That’s not Simon, Paula. Those are the other voices in your head…..

Barbara thinks that the new season of Idol will be Paula’s last.

Paula ended the interview with some words of insane wisdom: “I put up with so much BS that I had to crawl on my belly, but I rise like a Phoenix!!!

Well, she’s crawling on her belly because of the downers. They can do that sometimes. And I’m guessing the uppers help her rise like a Phoenix.

Paula can’t leave Idol! American Idol without Paula is like Simon without his moobs! During every episode, beautiful Vicodin gems cascade out of her mouth and create a puddle of craziness below her. Who else on that show can do that?

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