Morning Wood
December 9, 2008 / Posted by: Michael K
Cheeto bells! Cheeto bells! Brit Brit & Ellen Degeneres go caroling! – ONTD
Dita Von Teese will not make Russell Brand’s sexual fantasies come true! Well, I’m sure Dita 2.0 might be available – Celebitchy
Robert Pattinson is sick of crazy people wanting to touch his hair. I’m not one of them, I swear… Okay, I’m lying – I’m Not Obsessed
Maksim Chmerkovskiy shows off his chesticles – SOW
T.R. Knight is not leaving Grey’s Anatomy – Socialite Life
Morgan Freeman has a lot of money – Popbytes
A date with Anne Hathaway will cost you $12,000 – ICYDK
Hugh Hefner’s daughter must be sick of looking at titties – The Frisky
The 5 most epic quinces fails – Guanabee
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