JLo’s “I’m Too Sexy” Face Is Back

December 9, 2008 / Posted by:

Earth to JLo, you are not Raquel Welch. That position has already been filled by Raquel Welch. Please, stop trying to be her. It’s never going to happen. Your “I’m too sexy” face looks like you’re trying really hard to hold in a massive fart, but you know that you’re going to lose the game, so you decide to slowly let it leak out hoping nobody notices. Trust me, I’ve been there. Your sexy face is exactly what my “slow leak” face looks like.

That said, your chichis look amazing even though that dress looks like it’s trying to suffocate them.

Here’s JLo without Skeletor at the Benjamin Button premiere in Los Angeles last night. Hopefully Skeletor was out helping Chupa some get virgin blood. And JLo’s not wearing her wedding ring because it clashed too much with her big, shiny ego.

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