Jay Leno Will Stay On NBC Forever (Or Until His New Show Gets Canned)

December 9, 2008 / Posted by:

I am so confused after reading this shit. Jay Leno was all set to quit NBC and there were rumors that he was going to take his chin game to ABC. That’s not going to happen anymore. Jay Leno is going to stay at NBC, but basically his show is going to move to the 10pm hour before the news. Conan O’Brien is going to take over The Tonight Show next year.

Jay’s 10 o’clock show will run Monday through Friday, 5 days a fucking week. What the hell is going to happen to Law & Order? I don’t watch that show, but I do enjoy their commercials. They are so damn dramatic.

I guess, the 10pm hour has always been a bitch for NBC. They are also looking to cut costs, because the economy is being gross and Leno’s show itself is relatively cheap to produce.

Jay’s fans must making out with their bowl of Cream of Wheat this morning, because they are so happy about this news. Those memaws and pepaws no longer have to hold their eyes open with clothespins in order to stay up past 11pm.

Personally, I think a better idea would be to give Dateline NBC’s To Catch a Predator the 10pm slot 5 days a week. I mean, 5 nights of Chris Hansen, iced tea and moronic pedos? Gold! They can even bring Jay Leno in if they want to tell jokes to the pedos as they shuffle off to the clink.

Source: LA Times

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