I Need To Watch More Football

I don’t watch sports, but it’s all a major dick tease to me. It’s usually hot dudes running around, being sweaty and touching each other in a rough-sex kind of way. But they do this all with their peen areas covered. Selfish and rude! Watching sports usually just forces me to turn to porn anyway, so I don’t even bother.

Well, maybe I’ll start watching, because on Sunday night, Fox aired a minor peen slip on live TV. The peen came out to play in the lock room after a game between the Vikings and Detroit. The Vikings head (heh) was giving some speech about his 19-year-old son going into the Marines when tight end (double heh) Visanthe Shiancoe’s towel curtain moved unveiling his long, soft friend.

Before the peen could even take its bow, the towel curtain came back on. Fox quickly issued an apology: “It obviously was an oversight on our part and we apologize.”

The only oversight was that the camera man didn’t zoom fucking in and shine his light on the post-game dick! There was a lot of excitement over this football peen, because a ton of you bitches sent this shit to me. Clearly, Fox needs to do something about this. I’m proposing NFL Locker Room: After Dark. Peen slips and ass cheek flexes galore! This is obviously what America (aka you and me) want in our football coverage.

The NSFWish peen slip is after the jump. JUMP!!!

And if this shit isn’t good enough for you, Deadspin has a close-up.