Pussy burglar alert! Although, the real Pussy Burglar wouldn’t be caught dead in ripped up jeans. I mean, we’re really not going to go there again, are we? Stepford Katie already tired and failed to bring back the tight-rolled jeans and now HoHan is doing this!
I used to waste many hours sitting on my bedroom floor, carefully making rips in my jeans using a razor. The rips had to look like they happened naturally. I would cut a little bit and then rip it slightly. Sometimes I would even take a cigarette and burn a hole into it, so I looked edgy and dangerous. It was so fucking stupid and here’s HoHan bringing back the foolish memories! Looking at this shit is almost more painful than when your favorite mixed-tape would start warping.
I hate to say it, but she needs to bring back the leggings. And she also needs to tie her damn dick stoppin’ boots!