Absolutely NOT Fabulous

December 9, 2008 / Posted by:

Gay Al is going to piss through his no-no when he see this shit! Item #42 on his cum bucket list is to have lunch with Ivana Trump just so she can raise her champagne glass and toast to her “dahling Gay Al.” And look who had lunch with Ivana in NYC. Star’s wearing Gay Al’s dick hunting boots too! Damn, she’s cold hearted.

A little birdie should tell Star and Ivana that Alaska is filled with hot eligible hunks who worship fur-wearing memaws. The hunks can be found hanging out behind Governor Sarah Palin’s house. The quickest way to attract the hunks is for Star and Ivana to put on their fur coats and gallop around while howling like moose. The Alaskan hunks love that shit!

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