Ty Ty Isn’t Going To Like This

December 8, 2008 / Posted by:

Noted fashion photographer Nigel Barker from America’s Next Top Model and his wife have welcomed member #2,345,934,856 of the ever growing child army that will take control of this planet any day now. Nigel and his wife Cristen already have a son named Jack together.

Cristina gave birth to a baby girl in NYC yesterday. They named her Jasmine Barker.

Somewhere in the world, Ty Ty is holding an emergency meeting to discuss the future of Nigel Barker’s life. You know she has her tenhead in a twist, because Nigel did not name his daughter after her. He made a mistake. He could have named his daughter Tyra, Ty Ty, Tyralina, Tyrasaurus, Smile Wit Yo Eyes or Crazy Person. Any of those would have pleased Ty Ty.

In other “BABIES!! are taking over the world” news, the dude from Ugly Betty has a new son named Rylan and The Pink Power Ranger birthed a baby girl named Francesca. BABIES!!!

Source: UsWeekly

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