PUPPIES!! are having the best year ever. Not only have they given us a million hours of entertainment on live feeds, but they have also saved the life of a young boy! PUPPIES!!! 4 President of the World!
This past Friday, a 3-year-old boy wandered away from his babysitter (aka the babysitter drank too much Boones Farm and passed out on the sofa) and left home with two family puppies following behind him. The boy walked into the Virginia woods and went missing for 21-hours. Hundreds of family, friends and officers searched in the 17-degree for the boy.
The boy was finally found on Saturday afternoon sitting near a tree with the two puppies nuzzled against him. The puppies’ powerful adorableness kept him alive! His mother told the NYDN, “When I first saw him, he was like, ‘Momma, I got cold. I slept in the woods last night. The puppies kept me warm.’ He told me that … the dogs slept up against him. And I’m sure the body heat kept him warm.”
The boy also said that the puppies refused to leave him. DUH. They were cold as shit too! And puppies love to nuzzle. That’s what they do best.
After he was found, the boy was taken to a nearby hospital for observation. The puppies were taken home and rewarded with food.
You can’t count on much in this world, but you can count on a puppy friend to help you in your hour of need. If you’re ever down in the gutter, just think of PUPPIES!!! and one or two will magically show up to nuzzle you back to happiness. Or they’ll just sniff at your crotch. Either or.
PUPPIES R MY BFs 4EVAH!