Fran Drescher has already been The Nanny and now she wants to be The Senator! Sorry, it’s early and the Sanka hasn’t kicked in yet…. Now that Hilary Clinton is skipping off to become the Secretary of the House or whatever (don’t make me google that shit this early), New York State needs a senator and Fran thinks she’s the bitch for the job!
At some event the other night, Fran told New York Magazine that she’s qualified and I don’t think she was telling jokes. Methinks she was serious. When asked why she should have the job, she said (read this in her Fran Fine voice, it’s more entertaining that way), “I’ve just been given the appointment of U.S. diplomat! My title is public diplomacy and envoy for women’s health issues, and I just got back from a four-country European tour of duty. I believe next I’ll be sent to the Middle East. I’ve been very successful in getting a bill passed in Washington. I was thinking I’d take the next four years to lay some groundwork, but I’m throwing my hat in the ring. I’m an authentic and honest person!”
I will co-sign this as long as Fran Fine is Senator and not Fran Drescher. They must re-write The Nanny theme song to fit her new job as Senator. They need to play that shit whenever she makes a speech. And think of the outfits Fran Fine will wear. The outfits! Wait…she’s really not joking, is she? She really wants to be Senator. C.C. Babcock save us!