American Idol winner (yup, she won – google it, you dumb fuck) Fantasia is about to get kicked out of one of her Charlotte, North Carolina homes! Real Estalker (via Us Weekly) says Fanny’s 6-bedroom mansion has been foreclosed on and will be auctioned off on January 12th, unless she can come up with the cash to save it.
Fantasia bought the place back in 2007 for $1.3 million. She won’t be totally homeless since her other house in Charlotte isn’t in any kind of trouble.
You know what this calls for? Reality show! Fantasia needs to move to Georgia and join the cast of The Real Housewives of Atlanta. She can bond with NeNe, because they both know how it feels to have the evil eviction man knocking on their door to put all their shit on the curb. And Fanny will not sit on her hands when it’s time to slap Kim’s wig off her head.
Fantasia also needs to join the rest of us and learn how to live off of McDonald’s dollar menu, popcorn, Top Ramen and bologna.
In cheerier Fantasia news, it looks like she finally made her last payment and got those 20-year-old braces taken off her teeth. It must have taken two cranes, three tanker trucks and the Shiba Inu 6 to yank those things off. They were on for at least three lifetimes.
Here’s Fantasia wearing one of Basement Baby’s earlier craft projects at the Cracked Xmas party last night. Even though she put together enough pennies to finally get those braces off, it looks like she didn’t have enough for a full pedicure. They didn’t put the rest of the polish on her toes!