Blaaaake Wants To Get Paid

December 8, 2008 / Posted by:

Blaaaake recently told The News of the World that he’s going to save Wino by leaving her and not asking for any of her crack pennies. He must have woke up and smelled the heroin smoke, because Blaaaake is looking to cash in. A friend told the NOTW that Blaaake was telling lies and really wants £1 million from the Crackie of Camden. He’s threatened her management that if he doesn’t get what he wants, he’s going to write a tell-all.

Blaaake is going to have to wrestle Wino’s money away from her crack pipe. Good luck. And what can he tell us bout Wino that hasn’t been told? Just go to any gossip blog and click their “Amy Wino” category and there’s your fucking tell-all! Although, I would love to know what the inside of Wino’s crackhive is like. It probably looks like this.

Blaaake’s mommy, Georgette, piped in and said Wino’s daddy has already offered her son £50,000 to go through with a divorce. She said, “Mitch’s £50,000 offer was an insult. Amy’s worth £10 million and Blake’s her husband. He’s entitled to at least £3 million after all he’s been through with her.'”

After all he’s been through? The slug hasn’t even been around. He’s been in the chokey licking taints for heroin rocks! Georgette should really see a doctor about the genetic disease she suffers from called Delusionaltwatitis.

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