Maybe She Should Have Listened To Mr. Bear

December 7, 2008 / Posted by:

Sounds more like Jodie Sweetin and Cody Herpin (Herpes, if you’re nasty) were in heat instead of love. As you know, America’s favorite former meth-head (sorry Fergie), Stephanie Judith Tanner, dumped her bitch of 16 months back in November. Lucky for us, new dirt has come out about this shot gun mess of a marriage.

According to People and court papers, Jodie claims “Our house is in foreclosure, our water has been shut off twice. Currently, all of our other utilities are overdue.”

Bob Saget, do something! Basically, I’m thinking that one of these bitches done smoked up their mortgage payment! They should also look on the bright side! It doesn’t look like they bathe that regularly, so they could go on living without water for a while. And if they ever need to wash off the flea poo, they can use a hose outside any government building. That’s what we do!

Stephanie claims that after they got hitched, Herpes quit his job and basically refused to get another one. Sweet & Herpes lived off her Full House residuals and money from her parents.

The joke is on Herpes! He probably thought he won the damn lottery when he married Stephen Tanner. Kind of backfired on him though, he sadly found out there wasn’t much gold to dig. They quickly turned into some broke ass bitches who couldn’t pay their bills. Maybe he should have started boning one of the Olsen trolls instead. Hell, even DJ’s Pillow Person would’ve been a better choice!

Herpes defended himself by saying he was a stay-at-home-dad. Of course, this bitch was staying at home with the kids. He had no damn job to go to! This shit sounds familiar, did he pick up a copy of Professor K-Feds book, “Mac-anomics 101: 13 Ways To Gold Dig Yo’ Bitch”?

They are both filing for custody of their daughter Zoie and a hearing in the case has been scheduled for February 9th.

Mr. Bear better be there to support his best homegirl!

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