The Shiba Inu 6!!– Today is the day I’ve been dreading for my entire life. I’m wearing my mourning black and veil for this occasion. It was announced that three of the puppies (Ando, Autumn and Akoni) will be leaving us today for their new lives!!! That leaves just Ayumi (my personal favorite), Amaya and Aki. But they will probably be skipping out of hearts soon as well.
I think the Shiba 6 knew it was their final night together yesterday. They were partying like Wino & Blaaaake. Oh how I will miss them almost murdering each other and sucking on each other’s no-nos. Is there even a reason to get up anymore? Is there even a reason for the Internet to exist anymore?
And thanks to all of you who sent me the new Shiba Inu puppy cam, but it’s best that I don’t get involved with them. When you allow yourself to fall in love with something, it will only be taken from you and your heart will break into thousands of charcoal pieces, so what’s the point? This is why most of us our cold-hearted bitter bitches. It’s easier that way.
Farewell, Ando, Autumn and Akoni! May your new lives be filled with massive amounts of butt sniffing, plushie toy humping, grossy kisses and cuddling. The cuddling!
Well, it’s time to hit the bottle.