What Does The Sign Say?

December 6, 2008 / Posted by:

I’m sitting here, trying to figure out what that sign says. If you know, don’t tell me. I need to figure this out for myself. It can be an exercise for my brain (it needs it). Because Posh is near the sign, I think it might say: “Rail Thin Bitch Awards Inside. Cha! Cha!” Obviously, she won the top prize: a gold-plated watch from Chinatown. It could say a million other things. At least I know what I’m doing today.

Posh Beckham is currently in NYC, because she thought it was about time the city get a little dose of her glamour. Since Dynasty is not on the air anymore, the world could use a lot more over-the-top glamour from biological females. I mean, who dresses like this on a daily basis? She looks like she snatched one of Alexis Carrington’s funeral outfits. She looks hot, though.

We should all try to do dress like this more often. While I’m trying to figure out what that sign says today, you can busy yourself by recreating this outfit using an old dress from Ann Taylor Loft and scraps from your stuffed Spaghetti Cat doll. OH GOD. Don’t do that. Use your teddy bear’s fur instead. You can wear it when you go grocery shopping at Food 4 Less tomorrow!

Wait…….Where the fuck is Spaghetti Cat? Please don’t tell me that’s him on Posh’s sketti noodle arms. NO!!!! What’s the number to 9-1-1?!

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