Tini Puppini: The Perfect Bratz Replacement

December 6, 2008 / Posted by:

Since a judge ordered that the Bratz dolls be pulled off all the shelves immediately and be sent to rehab, the free clinic or the plastic surgeon’s office, you might be at a loss as to what to get the prostitot in your life this Christmas. Fear not! Tini Puppini is here! This commercial has been playing for a while now, but watching it again reminded me that they make a perfect temporary replacement for Bratz.

I know a skanky dog isn’t the same thing as a skanky doll, but Tini Puppini still teaches the kids and gays what’s important in life: getting your hair done and acting like a dumb ho. Tini Puppini also would’ve been the perfect nickname for my last boyfriend, if I ain’t being too subtle.

Those Tini Puppinis may think they are hot shit, but those bitches have nothing on my dog. This is how it’s done. The end.

And I’m glad the announcer chick let us know that the Tini Puppinis don’t talk. I was about to buy one just so Toffee Puppini could call me a “ho” in person. Yeah, I know she says “howl,” but “ho” makes more sense.

Thanks Don

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