We Can Still See You

December 5, 2008 / Posted by:

We see a lot of celebwhores trying to cover up their faces from the paps for whatever reason. Honestly, it makes them look stupider, but let’s not tell them that. Instead, let’s cash in on it.

These dumb dumbs will buy anything designer that’s really expensive, so we should sell some kind of cardboard box that they put over their head so their face doesn’t get papped. Of course, we’ll cover the cardboard box in Louis Vuitton leather or some shit so it looks fancy. We’ll also personalize the boxes by stitching it with phrases like: “Hi. It’s Jennifer Aniston underneath here. Please leave me alone.” Because celebwhores still want us to know it’s them, but want us to think they want privacy. And if the phrase isn’t enough for them, we’ll super glue their head shot on the box too. We’ll be rich!

And if you’re not already asleep from looking at these pictures of Jenny Aniston in L.A., you will be soon, so below I’ve provided you a lovely lullaby video tribute of our beloved Live Feed Puppies. The video is beautiful, but the song is all wrong. It should be “Goodbye” by the Spice Girls instead.

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