Michelle Duggar Will Give Birth On TV

December 5, 2008 / Posted by:

On the Duggar’s reality show 17 Kids and Counting, we learn that they are extremely conservative and religious people. All the girls wear full-length skirts and keep their hair long. They all want to be wives who are skilled at cooking and cleaning. When the oldest Duggar son was engaged, he had a no-touching rule with his fiancee. They did not touch! The Duggars try to live the purest of pure lives and that’s why it’s kind of surpising that they have agreed to do a reality TV show. And now Michelle Duggar has agreed to show her vagina on TV. Sort of.

Michelle and Jim Bob’s 18th child will do cartwheels out of her vagina sometime in January. And when the next J.Duggar comes out, TLC’s cameras will be there to document the whole thing.

They might as well turn it into a star-studded special event! Oprah can open the show by performing a haiku about “vayjayjay” at the base of Michelle’s coochie. After a series of performances by the Jonas Brothers, Miley Cyrus and Taylor Swift, Florence Henderson and the cast of The Brady Bunch will emerge from her vagina carrying the 18th Duggar. Fireworks will shoot out of her snatch and everyone will rejoice!

If they want to make even more money, they can set up stadium seating in her ‘gina and sell tickets!

Source: People

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