Just Friends

December 5, 2008 / Posted by:

Many gossip whores are convinced that Vadge and A-Rod are licking each other’s taints and dick slapping one another, but they’ve never confirmed. There’s been rumors that they are buying a house together and planning all sorts of gross things. Well, A-Rod says people are lie-telling. He has denied away that he’s sucking on Vadge’s clit-cock.

When People asked him about the relationship, he said, “We’re friends – that’s it. I can tell you this. I have never been on a plane with her.”

Riddle me this. Aren’t these pictures of A-Rod and Vadge getting off of a plane together? My one working brain cell is starting to rot away, so I may have forgotten what an airplane looks like, but I’m 95% sure that’s a plane.

Vadge’s “just friend” went on to say, “I’ve been to two [of her] concerts, yet I’ve read that I went to 20. I’ve also read that we were buying an apartment together. That is absolutely ridiculous and not true. You have to have a sense of humor when it comes to this stuff. If I answered every rumor we’d be here for three weeks.

That silly A-Rod. He could’ve used a better description than “friend.” Vadge doesn’t have friends! She has slaves, pawns and toys! That said, if I was him, I’d deny it too. I’d tattoo “No Vadge Lover” on my forehead.

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