Jonny Lee Miller Named His Son Buster

St. Angie’s ex-husband, Jonny Lee Miller, has a new baby with his wife, Michele Hicks, and they have named him Buster Timothy Miller. Buster Miller!

People says that Buster Miller was born in Los Angeles on Wednesday and weighed in at 9lbs.

I can already hear the kids calling him Busted Busta! Parents need to think this shit through. You can’t make it easy for school bullies! Although, some bullies get pretty creative. In junior high school, one dumb bitch used to call me Michael Dichael. Get it? Dyke. He thought he was so clever for that shit. I hope he’s eating Dinty Moore out of a rusty pot. The bastard.

Buster Miller is either going to grow up to be a mischievous puppy dog or an old timey newspaper paper boy who does song and dance numbers in between his deliveries.

Actually, I shouldn’t say that shit. There’s all different kind of Busters! There’s Buster Keaton, Buster Brown, Buster Baxter, Buster Bluth and now we have Buster Miller!